- Anti Joke

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.