- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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