- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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