- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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