- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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