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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Massie is a fatass

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Tunechi

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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