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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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