- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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