- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Women's rights

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

"Knock knock" Come in!

scientology.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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