- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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