- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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