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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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