What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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