Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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