- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are red poo is poo

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Your so gay, that you like men!

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