Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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