Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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justin beiber sucks

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Terraria

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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