- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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