Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Oh, right

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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