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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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