why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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