- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

where do some birds live in? Earth

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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