What do you call your mom? Mom

I like U.............................nicorns :D

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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