what is red white and blue? the french flag

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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