- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Connor is homo

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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