What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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