- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A guy walks into a bar

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Your life

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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