- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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