- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What fires shots? A gun

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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