- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Everybody will die

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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