- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One below was by me: Walter H

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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