- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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