- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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