- Anti Joke

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy