- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

lewis=cardiac

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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