- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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