there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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