- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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