whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Anti Joke

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