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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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