Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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