- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What happened to my sunglasses?

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