Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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