- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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