How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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