A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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