Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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