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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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