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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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