What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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