What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Democracy.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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