- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Chuck Norris is dead......

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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