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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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