- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock Knock Come in

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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