- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

how much fish could a chicken

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A cat playing laser tag.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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