Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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