- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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