- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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