- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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