- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Your face

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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