- Anti Joke

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.