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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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