- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

anti jokes are really funny

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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