- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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