Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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This is a random Anti joke.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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