- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do black people eat? Food.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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