A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Knock knock Go away

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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