- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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