why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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knock knock

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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