- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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