A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Your face is hilarious.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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