In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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