- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Roses are flowers.

I am very humble.

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