Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

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