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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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