- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Your mom is so old she died

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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