- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

your mom.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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