- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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