- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Roses are red.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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