What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

you will like this because i am black.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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