- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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