What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's just not right? Left

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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star wars kid

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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