What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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