- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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