- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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