What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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