A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do you call an arab ?

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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