Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Guest what in the butt

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A sober Irish individual.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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