What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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all your base are belong to mark

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No soup for you!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Anti Joke

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