- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Sam Hengal.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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