- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Neither did she.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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