How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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