How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Poop

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Gus's mom

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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