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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

whats black and strange a paki

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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