A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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