- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

no pun intended

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Ross.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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