- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

a chinese man pays the full price

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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