- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Gay republicans

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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