- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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