- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A dyslexic blind man

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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