- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call an amazing person Good

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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